Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
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She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
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She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Can't talk, ducks in the car
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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