He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
