dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
We had to coat check the pizza.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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