there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
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Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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