Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
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