fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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