my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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