One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
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So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice