The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
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It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
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How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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