I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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