her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
