Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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