come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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