My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
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I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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