There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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