you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
high people should be assigned attendants
she smelled like a LAN party
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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