found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
sex in a hospital.. check
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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