Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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