I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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