Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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