these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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