just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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