none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
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Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
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