I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.