so that wasnt chicken after all
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...