I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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