Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
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The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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