Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
