you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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