your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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