Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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