I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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