I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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