i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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