If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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