You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
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I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.