the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
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He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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