yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I met the friendliest cop last night
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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