ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
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First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
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Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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