i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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