Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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