i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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