it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
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i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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