There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
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