i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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