What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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