That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
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