I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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