I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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