i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
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He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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