Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
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Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
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We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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