She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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