lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
